Bantam Thoughts

This morning, Dave was explaining what the word 'bantam' meant - 'A smaller breed of hen is called a bantam.'

Madeline replied, "So, a really small opera singer would be 'The Bantam of the Opera'?"

An Olympic Fly

At lunch today, there was a nasty fly buzzing around.  Dave remarked, "That is a really big fly."  The kids heard, "That is an Olympic fly."

Madeline told Henry that if you look at its wings under the microscope you can actually see the Olympic rings.  I think she had him going for awhile.

That, My Daughter, Is The Billion Dollar Question

If video killed the radio star and the internet killed the video store, what is going to kill the internet?